Some of you may have noticed that the widely-read, much-beloved, ever-revered Stuff and Nonsense column did not feature in last week's Leader.
Unfortunately because of spatial constrictions and a declining interest in toilet humour, S+N had to be pushed out and now my uninformed rants will be restricted to the world-wide-inter-highway.
I know this must be a hard time for both of my loyal followers but I have reassured my parents that we will get through this.
Family flowers only please. Donations can be made if desired in cash to John Hogan, 54 O'Connell Street, Limerick.